What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?